Post by Kitsune on Mar 12, 2016 22:13:12 GMT -5
Got your attention now?
Good.
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Gather around, and let me tell of, of the most foolish players I've ever met. (on 1.2)
Aquaman, and "her" "cousin" Jeffery
Young Kitsune was wandering the 1.2 server, looking for griefed buildings.
Enter! Aqua!
"Here you go." Aqua crooned as he stealthily gave items to his friend
The door of there house was ripped apart by Kitsune's steel fist of justice!
"Halt villain!" Kitsune called as she did a quick check of slash /pihr and /pihg because she wanted to make sure she was correct.
"You gave out items to that Player! whatever his name is!" Kitsune yelled
Aquaman panicked, there was an unwavering sense of justice coming from the woman in front of him, He wasn't sure what tipped him off about it, maybe it was the title of "Admin" in front of her name.
Aquaman was desperate to worm his way out of the situation, he tried lying, making up stories about how he was phillipino and could speak tagalong!
he hastily went to google translate! and copied some "tagalong" writing,
But, it wasn't tagalong! it was SPANISH! DEAR F*CK! AS IF KITSUNE WAS TOOOOOO DUMB TO REALIZE THAT SPANISH AND TAGALONG ARE TWO DIFFERENT LANG-
Nevermind.
Basicly, he asked his "cousin Jeffery" to explain that he did not give him any items.
Jeff: F*ck you kitsune you b*tch!
*kitsune mutes him*
Aquaman attempted a 20 minute long explaination and then says jeff can vouch for him!
*kitsune unmutes jeff*
Jeff: Really! we did nothing! ------------------------------------------------
*not mentioning the above, it was bad.*
Kitsune listened for a whole hour, in which Aquaman threatened to contact the server owner!
Kitsune replied:He's my husband, he wont listen to you. (this was a lie)
Aquaman was thrown off by this, and begged not to be banned he offered real currency in exchange for not being banned.
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Long short, ended up banning them both for giving items, lying, vulgar language, death threats.
Then gave them a link to the site to apply for an unban...
Which they said I could put in a certain "place"
1.2's server is full of wonderful people.